You heard it here first! Ok, so maybe not first but you definitely at least heard it here second. Ok. Maybe not second but this is definitely one of the first five places you heard it. Seriously, this is floating right around one of the first dozen or so places you heard it. Listen. You heard it here thirtieth or my name isn't, well nevermind what my name is, this is one of the first hundred or so places you heard it. I can vouch for, at least, the fact you heard it here. Let's not crunch numbers. We have some mourning to do.
Heath Williams and Michelle Williams have broken up. The rumors are true. According to their reps, they quietly split a few weeks ago and are currently undergoing the difficult task of divvying up custody time for poor Mathilda. I hope they don't leave Brooklyn though! One time I saw them at a deli, which gave me leeway to tell my friends I see them "all of the time." I'd hate to have to end that legacy.
